"Book contained the most vile pornographic subtext since Hop on Pop”
"We need to put the Who Christ back into Who Christmas"
"Found 5-foot display sword inadequate for self-defense. One star."
Kinda sad that the wildest fantasy for dads is “sleep with the hot waitress after the golf tournament.”
Weird that he’d believe in something there’s no direct proof of
"Basically the Satanic Bible for mice"
I take it this “stem” incident happened pretty recently
You know a tree can’t actually turn you Muslim, right?