“Call me J Biebs.”

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failed comedian
learns how to count syllables
“look, I saw the film!”

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I guess my high school was only teaching 9th grade English ironically

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I gotta say, your hell orb sounds pretty laid back

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Sheeeeee-it

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Almost certainly not the best way to skin a cat

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Bill & Ted’s Somnolent Adventure

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Pablo Neruda, audiophile

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“Great read, 4 out of 5 D d d’s”

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I prefer to call it The Very Hungry Caterpillar

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