I take it this “stem” incident happened pretty recently
You know a tree can’t actually turn you Muslim, right?
"Perfect movie was terrible. 2 out of 5 out of 10 out of 10 stars."
"Nasty mouth words ruined my stripper movie"
Can’t say I’m loving Jeff Foxworthy’s new material
I’m pretty sure the idiom you’re looking for is “Don’t write stupid reviews”
Finally someone blows the lid off Lego’s insidious destroy-America-with-generic-flag-blocks plan
Weird that a book called “John Adams” would be about John Adams
"Just like this except this opposite but not really and also I’m terrible"