“THANKS FOR READING AND ENJOY YOUR LEPROSY”
“Pretty much Lord of the Rings but with a tube you stick your dick in”
“I’m all for tolerance, as long as it doesn’t get in the way of me actively hating gays”
“Cute dog book failed to meet my literary standards”
Sounds like a real piece of crap
You tell ‘em, incomprehensible internet guy!
Yeah, just email her some kittens already