“THANKS FOR READING AND ENJOY YOUR LEPROSY”

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“Pretty much Lord of the Rings but with a tube you stick your dick in”

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You’re welcome?

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“I’m all for tolerance, as long as it doesn’t get in the way of me actively hating gays”

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“Cute dog book failed to meet my literary standards”

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Sounds like a real piece of crap

You rock, rocks

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You tell ‘em, incomprehensible internet guy!

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Yeah, just email her some kittens already

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