"Art house coming of age drama failed as pornography. One star."
Obviously this review is just a NASA plot to divide the powerful “Moon is fake” community
"I don’t want to sound gay but I didn’t like these glasses"
As long a she’s being objective about it
"Found corporate tie-in blockbuster unacceptably anti-business"
I’m not even going to ask what he did with the never-ending pasta bowl
"Unreleased wrestling video is good because Jesus"
To be fair, I hear it also works for Grateful Dead tapes
Having the kid is easy, the real hassle is making him an orphan
"AIDS crisis movie had too much gay stuff"