I kept having the same problem until I upgraded to the Magna Doodle 3

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“Book was unacceptably word-filled for my reading club”

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The Modern Pro-meh-theus

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“Call me J Biebs.”

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failed comedian
learns how to count syllables
“look, I saw the film!”

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I guess my high school was only teaching 9th grade English ironically

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I gotta say, your hell orb sounds pretty laid back

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Sheeeeee-it

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Almost certainly not the best way to skin a cat

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Bill & Ted’s Somnolent Adventure

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