"Just like this except this opposite but not really and also I’m terrible"
They’re really running out of ideas for these Paranormal Activity sequels
I have a feeling that by “some people” he doesn’t mean the French
Ah yes, the cherished public service of dickish vandalism
"And this Gatsby character, he doesn’t seem very ‘great’ at all!"
Ironically, the online reviews of Israel are mostly about comic sci-fi novels
"Transparent, lens-shaped American flag was disrespectfully inaccurate"
I’m no priest, but I’m pretty sure the Church frowns on giving people portals of hell
"Supposedly great novel featured disappointingly little dismemberment"