“Worse than that Mr. Clean bottle with Patrick Stewart on the front.”

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“Same as ‘Lost’ but with a bunch of boring details that explained everything.”

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I’ve recommended a Vice Presidential Grading Scale for years, but Amazon’s been a total Mondale about it

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You’re lucky, the best thing I ever found in a book was an Arby’s coupon :(

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“Even worse than that talking animals book I read last year.”

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You’d think Rush Limbaugh would have a nephew or something to help him with the computer.

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Pride and Prejudice and Idiots

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Hey, oral tradition woven by thousands of storytellers through history, why don’t you take a writing class you big dummy!

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Maybe you and your therapist need counseling?

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Makes you wonder if this “Victor Hugo” character even saw the movie.

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