Ah yes, Hagwarts, the Harvord of wizardry.
That’s so weird because my mailman’s cat’s doula’s nephew was playing NBA Jam and entered a cheat code and then ten years later he smoked a marijuana cigarette and got this disease called lupus and he died O_o
You say that, but the employee benefits at Illuminati are totally worth it.
They’re making wizard bombs, I guess?
As fun as your faith sounds, I get the feeling your kid might already spend a lot of time drawing satanic symbols.
THIS IS LITERALLY A GUN EXCEPT A METAPHOR
Dear Diary, today Mrs. Carson gave us ANOTHER pop quiz and NONE of my incantations were answered by Our Dark Lord :((((