When there’s no more room in hell, the Furbys will walk the earth

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Glad to hear Furby hasn’t changed

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Jesus was really more into melon carving

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If for some reason you’re ever feeling happy, just remember that we live in a world where kids know witches are pretend and adults think they’re real.

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“People died after this movie, therefore Satan”

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I’m glad he’s sober, but Sideshow Bob’s been kind of a dick since he found God.

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I’d expect witches to have a better spell than “sit in a room, hope something good happens”

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Kinda sad that you can’t even trust an angel that lives in a box for medical advice anymore.

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Yeah morans, user your brains!

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“As a REAL tigger, it was redeculis how fake the bouncing was”

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