Ah yes, the ol’ “promise one thing, deliver that same thing later” scam
ALSO WHO WOULD EVEN EAT A CLUB SANDWICH FOR BREAKFAST?
In the end, he’s probably lucky they didn’t fix him.
A classic case of following directions too literally
The worst of all curses, the D-word
Please, uh, keep your panties on.
“A truly great director would have filmed the movie I imagined after looking at the poster drunk.”
“Product was misleadingly finite. One-star.”
Next you’ll be telling me Magic Markers aren’t really manufactured by wizards.
Product worked well. Brain? Not so great.