What do think the odds are he tried a record player next?
"Found ‘Scary Stories’ too be overly scary and unacceptably story-like. One star."
Hey man, speak for yourself
"Have also found water to be overly wet and ice undesirably cold"
Who knew the apocalypse would be so sad?
Clearly she meant to buy Canadian Gangster
Garfield − Garfield = ???
"Hopefully he’ll enjoy the Babylon 5 handgun I bought a bit more"
Obviously, you needed to buy the English Bible (English Edition), which I’m pretty sure is The Chronicles of Narnia.
Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but, if it be a book of prison art, like what did thou expect, dude?