What do think the odds are he tried a record player next?

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“Found ‘Scary Stories’ too be overly scary and unacceptably story-like. One star.” 

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Hey man, speak for yourself

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“Have also found water to be overly wet and ice undesirably cold”

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Who knew the apocalypse would be so sad?

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Clearly she meant to buy Canadian Gangster

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Garfield − Garfield = ???

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“Hopefully he’ll enjoy the Babylon 5 handgun I bought a bit more”

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Obviously, you needed to buy the English Bible (English Edition), which I’m pretty sure is The Chronicles of Narnia.

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Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but, if it be a book of prison art, like what did thou expect, dude?

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