Ah yes, the ol’ “promise one thing, deliver that same thing later” scam

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ALSO WHO WOULD EVEN EAT A CLUB SANDWICH FOR BREAKFAST?

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In the end, he’s probably lucky they didn’t fix him.

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A classic case of following directions too literally

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The worst of all curses, the D-word

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Please, uh, keep your panties on.

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“A truly great director would have filmed the movie I imagined after looking at the poster drunk.”

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“Product was misleadingly finite. One-star.”

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Next you’ll be telling me Magic Markers aren’t really manufactured by wizards.

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Product worked well. Brain? Not so great.

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