"Just like the Hitler youth, except the opposite"
"Contains objective facts not appropriate for kids"
Too gay and not gay enough
Laugh all you want, but LSD addiction is as serious as it is imaginary
"Not a homophobe, just wary of characters’ gay germs"
I bet they spent the night doing cool totally straight stuff like speculating on the sexuality of fictional elves.
"Alexander was great but then he got all ‘Greek.’"
"Insufficiently racist for kids"
"We also believe wearing pink pants is what turns you gay"