“Slightly gay sci-fi movie offended my bigotry”
“I’m all for tolerance, as long as it doesn’t get in the way of me actively hating gays”
“Gay people are allowed to exist, just not in front of my kids”
“Part of the gay communist conspiracy to steal our children’s hats!”
Just to clarify, being used by girls doesn’t make a backpack gay; getting caught sleeping with an anti-gay politician does.
