Two stars for that though, apparently

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Ah yes, a rare example of the WASP love poem

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Sucks about the watch, but cool about your orgasms

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I guess that falls under “Decor”

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What more can you ask for, really?

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“‘Beanie,’ he said softly, aloud, ‘I’ll stay with you until I am dead.’”

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You just know he’s right

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Personally, I find Milk Duds to be crazy fresh realness

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I can’t even remember the last time my mom noticed my swag :(

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Clearly they need to streamline their nut-rubbing practices

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