And God said unto Noah, Roll thee a katamari of twenty cubits in width. Thus did Noah.
"Thanks to music like this, a saint gets angered on every 30 seconds in America"
"First it’s bandz, then it’s AIDZ!"
"This is the music of Satan and also marijuana and communism somehow"
"This song sucks because Columbine"
It sounds crazy, but the Bible clearly states that cracked boxes are Satan’s only weakness
Where everybody knows your name, and how you live in constant shame
A three-hour tour… OF SIN!
"Then I think the Crazy Hatman poured Alix A CUP OF HEROIN FROM HIS DRUGFUNNEL?!?!?!"
"The most blatant pedophile subtext since ‘Baby Got Back.’"