And God said unto Noah, Roll thee a katamari of twenty cubits in width. Thus did Noah.

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“Thanks to music like this, a saint gets angered on every 30 seconds in America”

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“First it’s bandz, then it’s AIDZ!”

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“This is the music of Satan and also marijuana and communism somehow”

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“This song sucks because Columbine”

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It sounds crazy, but the Bible clearly states that cracked boxes are Satan’s only weakness

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Where everybody knows your name, and how you live in constant shame

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A three-hour tour… OF SIN!

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“Then I think the Crazy Hatman poured Alix A CUP OF HEROIN FROM HIS DRUGFUNNEL?!?!?!”

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“The most blatant pedophile subtext since ‘Baby Got Back.’”

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