"Part of the gay communist conspiracy to steal our children’s hats!"
It’s kinda tough to warn a someone who’s literally never heard of Buddhism
"Disgusting vulgarity ruined all the cannibalism"
Jesus was really more into melon carving
"Vile curse words ruined my murder experience"
"What kind of monster would make this game available to children? (Other than me, of course)"
Clearly she meant to buy Canadian Gangster
Wait, which f-word? Furnunculus?
Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but, if it be a book of prison art, like what did thou expect, dude?
"I know they’re criminals, but do they have to be so darn rude?”