Probably good advice

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This is perfect because my doctor said I need to relax more and my toaster’s been saying I should lose my mind.

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So you’re sort of like Will Smith in Men In Black, only for paranoid delusions instead of aliens.

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enasni era uoy

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I was skeptical too, but I saw the video (a manticore infotruth spirit) and it all checks out

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Sure, the Illuminati Shadow Government sounds like fun, but really you spend all day spying on the dullest people in the world.

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Trust No One Well Except For Strangers On The Internet But Definitely Not Movies I Mean You Can Trust The Stuff In Movies About Entering Dreams Because It’s Real But Otherwise Don’t Trust Anyone Okay? 

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Well who isn’t a terrifying maniac that collects Cameron Diaz movies, right?

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WHAT CAN I SAY? I LOVE THIS HONEY AND 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB

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GREAT DOCUMENTARY WOULD WATCH AGAIN

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