The answer to your question is you’re racist
"Product forced me to acknowledge the existence of Spanish. One star."
"Overly arousing and could have been more racist. Two stars."
“Transformers for people who think the Holocaust happened”
"Hello, police? I’d like to report a rap music."
Ah yes, the secret global conspiracy to not be racist
Because when you want to join the Klan, it’s the movie that’s racist
"Racism is useful: it lets you know who’s a horrible human like me."
So racist he actually blames his race for his racism.
"Insufficiently racist for kids"