I guess some people can’t take a f**king joke
Honestly, I bet it tastes even worse on sons
"Part of the gay communist conspiracy to steal our children’s hats!"
The complaint makes sense after you realize the reviewer is a giant, whining baby
"What kind of monster would make this game available to children? (Other than me, of course)"
Jupiter tap-dancing Christ, where do I even start?
"Just like the Hitler youth, except the opposite"
"Hopefully he’ll enjoy the Babylon 5 handgun I bought a bit more"
"Contains objective facts not appropriate for kids"
"First it’s bandz, then it’s AIDZ!"