I guess some people can’t take a f**king joke

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Honestly, I bet it tastes even worse on sons

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“Part of the gay communist conspiracy to steal our children’s hats!”

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The complaint makes sense after you realize the reviewer is a giant, whining baby

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“What kind of monster would make this game available to children? (Other than me, of course)”

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Jupiter tap-dancing Christ, where do I even start?

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“Just like the Hitler youth, except the opposite”

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“Hopefully he’ll enjoy the Babylon 5 handgun I bought a bit more”

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“Contains objective facts not appropriate for kids”

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“First it’s bandz, then it’s AIDZ!”

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