Clearly, James is still recovering from the peach incident

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I mean, who could have guessed Kong falls other than everyone?

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“Sure, get them the toy, but don’t be surprised if you find them shoving a foam Steve Buscemi down a plastic wood chipper.”

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With a vague title like that, you can hardly blame her.

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I, for one, applaud this book for teaching kids the very real consequences of horse-swallowing.

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Sometimes a pickle is just a pickle

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“Then I think the Crazy Hatman poured Alix A CUP OF HEROIN FROM HIS DRUGFUNNEL?!?!?!”

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THE FIRST RULE OF PARENTING IS YOU DON’T TALK ABOUT PARENTING

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The worst of all curses, the D-word

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With a title like Die Hard you’d think they’d at least die more reluctantly.

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