Clearly, James is still recovering from the peach incident
I mean, who could have guessed Kong falls other than everyone?
“Sure, get them the toy, but don’t be surprised if you find them shoving a foam Steve Buscemi down a plastic wood chipper.”
With a vague title like that, you can hardly blame her.
I, for one, applaud this book for teaching kids the very real consequences of horse-swallowing.
Sometimes a pickle is just a pickle
“Then I think the Crazy Hatman poured Alix A CUP OF HEROIN FROM HIS DRUGFUNNEL?!?!?!”
THE FIRST RULE OF PARENTING IS YOU DON’T TALK ABOUT PARENTING
The worst of all curses, the D-word
With a title like Die Hard you’d think they’d at least die more reluctantly.