Glad to hear Furby hasn’t changed
What more can you ask for, really?
Sorta wishing Jim was a myth
“‘Beanie,’ he said softly, aloud, ‘I’ll stay with you until I am dead.’”
I can’t even remember the last time my mom noticed my swag :(
"Have also found water to be overly wet and ice undesirably cold"
Jupiter tap-dancing Christ, where do I even start?
Garfield − Garfield = ???
No small praise for a waffle house
I’m mostly concerned that it took two months to find