Glad to hear Furby hasn’t changed

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What more can you ask for, really?

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Sorta wishing Jim was a myth

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“‘Beanie,’ he said softly, aloud, ‘I’ll stay with you until I am dead.’”

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I can’t even remember the last time my mom noticed my swag :(

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“Have also found water to be overly wet and ice undesirably cold”

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Jupiter tap-dancing Christ, where do I even start?

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Garfield − Garfield = ???

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No small praise for a waffle house

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I’m mostly concerned that it took two months to find

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