“wanted to learn stuff / but without all the science / logged in to complain” - Traditional Creationist Haiku
No offense Science, but I’m going to choose the version of reality with tiger photosynthesis every. single. time.
WHAT CAN I SAY? I LOVE THIS HONEY AND 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB
“My next wife will probably be Chilean, though, so it’s all good.”
I do, JENNA. I believe you.
Venus, the final argument against evolution
You can’t prove Al Gore didn’t illegally hunt dinasours into extinction.
Look, either you drop this whole “global warming” ruse or the eagle gets it.